Funny: Be Careful What You Say In The Library

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Jokes In The Library Take That!! A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl replied in a loud voice: “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!” All the students in the library started […]

Today’s Funny: MAN RULES

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MAN RULES  AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN    WE ALWAYS HEAR “THE RULES” FROM THE FEMALE SIDE. NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE. THESE ARE OUR RULES! PLEASE NOTE.. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED “1 ” ON PURPOSE! 1.   MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS. 1. LEARN […]

FUNNY JOKE: Don’t force children to pray.

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Don’t Ask Children to Pray At dinner, a little boy was forced to lead the family into prayer… Little Boy: But I dont know how to pray Dad: Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc Little Boy: “Dear Lord” he started, “thank you for our visitors and their children, who […]

Jokes – Religious and Religiously Speaking

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During these serious and troubled times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths: Muslims do not recognize Jews as God’s Chosen People. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world. Baptists do not recognize each other at the […]

FUNNY: Should children witness childbirth?

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Should children witness childbirth?  A very good question indeed. Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby… Very diligently, […]