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God Furious With The Right Wing–Finally A Right Wing Retort From The Left

The article below is one of the best satirizing of the hypocrisy of Right Wing and faux Conservative policies I have seen in a long time.  As implied in the article below it is fact that it is it is the Right that loves using God to justify their actions. The Left whether right or wrong usually uses empirical data. This article simply uses the silly Right’s tactic against them.

One cannot argue that the Right and faux Conservatives attempt to make themselves somehow the party of morality and patriotism. When their policies are examined in detail they fail on both counts. If Conservatives realized what their party really stood for I am sure most would desert in droves.

The problem is that absent articles like this that shows the disingenuousness of the policies of the Right, they take on a semblance of plausibility. Some may not like the article but its intent was accomplished. The stance of the Right is in fact evil and unpatriotic and hurts middle class America. That is provable fact.


10 Signs God Is Furious With the Right | AlterNet

Whatever disaster strikes, there’s always an upside in religious rightland, always somebody to point the finger at with glee. Let’s turn the tables.

By Paul Rosenberg on September 16, 2011

Editor’s note: the following is satire… for the most part.

Why is it that whenever disaster strikes, right-wing religious nuts seem to have all the fun? Some might say it’s just because they’re sadists, but they always seem to find the silver lining. 9/11? God’s calling on America to repent! (No, not for it’s foreign policy, you dummy!) Hurricane Katrina? It was that darned homosexual parade the organizers forgot to tell anyone about!

Whatever disaster strikes, there’s always an up-side in religious rightland, always somebody to point the finger at with glee. How come they get all the fun?

So when the East Coast got a one-two punch last month, earthquake-hurricane within a few days of one another, it got me thinking. When another hurricane followed up afterward, it was more than I could bear. And so, I offer you a list of God’s Top 10 Targets from a not-so-right-but-possibly-more-righteous point of view.

There are at least three different ways to approach this subject, and we have examples of all three. First is to identify specific target groups for repeated offenses—sinners who just won’t mend their ways. Second is to identify geographic targets for specific offenses—sin city or state, as the case may be. Third is to identify specific individuals.

1. Republicans, for bearing false witness.

It’s not just one of the Ten Commandments — the Bible has repeated warnings against slander, false testimony and plain old lying. But Republicans apparently think that God was talking to somebody else—the exact opposite of their usual assumption—especially since Barack Obama arrived on the scene. Obama was born in Kenya, he is a Muslim, he’s a socialist, a Marxist, a fascist, he hates white people (like his mom and his grandparents), he hangs out with terrorists. It goes on and on and on.

God has repeatedly told them not to act like this—yet they pay Him no mind. It’s not just Obama, either. When it comes to science, things get just as bad, be it evolution, global warming, reproductive health, or gender orientation; when the science isn’t on their side, the lying and slander take up the slack. It’s not just that the science is against them, you see. Scientists are fraudsters; they are always conspiring against God and his people, according to some of the more whacked out types—like GOP senators, for example. God may have a great deal of patience, but when folks start trying to drag Him into the mix, that’s when the earthquakes and hurricanes begin.

2. The Religious Right, for ignoring Jesus on the separation of church and state.

More than 1,600 years before John Locke and 1,700 years before Thomas Jefferson weighed in on the subject, Jesus said, “Render therefore unto Caesar that which is Caesar’s and unto God those things which are God’s.” (What’s more, he said that, in part, as a way of opting out of a tax revolt!) But the Religious Right defiantly continues to oppose Him. God’s been extremely patient with them over the years, but that patience has finally run out, as the most anti-separationist elements of the Religious Right—known as dominionists—have come increasingly to the fore. Some might say they’re embarrassing Him personally. Others will say it’s starting to get really dangerous. Whatever the reason, God’s had enough.

3. The nativist right and the GOP, for a rash of anti-immigrant laws.

“Thou shalt neither vex a stranger, nor oppress him: for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt.” Exodus 22:21 could not be clearer—unless, of course, we switched from the King James Bible to the New International Version: “Do not mistreat an alien or oppress him, for you were aliens in Egypt.”

But for some in the GOP, them’s fightin’ words. All they can think about is disobeying God. They are positively possessed with the Satanic spirit of disobedience. It began with Arizona’s SB-1070 last year. And while a number of states followed Arizona’s lead with anti-immigrant laws of their own, the most notorious was Alabama, which faced “a historic outbreak of severe weather” in April.

The same day the law was signed, Alabama’s Episcopal, Methodist and Roman Catholic churches filed a separate lawsuit, claiming the law unconstitutionally interferes with their right of religious freedom. Church leaders said the law “will make it a crime to follow God’s command.” Among other things, the suit said, “The bishops have reason to fear that administering of religious sacraments, which are central to the Christian faith, to known undocumented persons may be criminalized under this law.”  If criminalizing Christian sacraments isn’t inviting divine retribution, what is? […CONTINUED…]

10 Signs God Is Furious With the Right | Tea Party and the Right | AlterNet

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