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The Penis Poem–by Willie Nelson

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image“I have outlived my pecker.”

Whether or not you are a country music fan, these are truly the words of a deep thinker, and a highly intelligent person.  So simple, yet so profound!  Read the words of wisdom from that famous philosopher Willie Nelson, iconic country and western singer, on his 75th birthday below his esteemed portrait. Only a man with such wisdom and maturity could be so concise and succinct in phrasing his feelings at this turning point in his life.

The Penis Poem–by Willie Nelson

My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I’ve got a full time job,
To find the gosh darn thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!

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About Egberto Willies

Egberto Willies is a political activist, author, political blogger, radio show host, business owner, software developer, web designer, and mechanical engineer in Kingwood, TX. He is an ardent Liberal that believes tolerance is essential. His favorite phrase is “political involvement should be a requirement for citizenship”. Willies is currently a contributing editor to DailyKos, OpEdNews, and several other Progressive sites. He was a frequent contributor to HuffPost Live. He won the 2nd CNN iReport Spirit Award and was the Pundit of the Week.

Comments

  2. William I. Erickson says

    Willie Nelson did NOT write the “Penis Poem.” It was my step father’s favorite. He read it to me when I was 10 years. Willie Nelson and I are the same age.

  3. Paulina Lsmb says

    Let us erect a penis statue in his honor.

    Cool. Some one out there is older than me!

    Very nice. Hi. So good of you all to ejaculate your opinion.

    We should hold a semin-ar about penis poetry.

    I find it HARD ON my senses to read bad poetry.

    But penis poetry? I find that to be stimulating.