Whether or not you are a country music fan, these are truly the words of a deep thinker, and a highly intelligent person. So simple, yet so profound! Read the words of wisdom from that famous philosopher Willie Nelson, iconic country and western singer, on his 75th birthday below his esteemed portrait. Only a man with such wisdom and maturity could be so concise and succinct in phrasing his feelings at this turning point in his life.
The Penis Poem–by Willie Nelson
My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I’ve got a full time job,
To find the gosh darn thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!
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Will E Larva says
I know that feel bro
William I. Erickson says
Willie Nelson did NOT write the “Penis Poem.” It was my step father’s favorite. He read it to me when I was 10 years. Willie Nelson and I are the same age.
Paulina Lsmb says
Let us erect a penis statue in his honor.
Cool. Some one out there is older than me!
Very nice. Hi. So good of you all to ejaculate your opinion.
We should hold a semin-ar about penis poetry.
I find it HARD ON my senses to read bad poetry.
But penis poetry? I find that to be stimulating.