This has been a very difficult week. With two explosions in a terrorist attack on the Boston Marathon, with the Senate cowardly filibustering the gun safety bill, and with a fatal explosion at a fertilizer plant in West Texas that has killed up to 15 or more and injured north of 160, there is a need for some sort of humor from a certain perspective.
This rather macabre story would be very funny if it were not true. It turns out that a woman smothered her boyfriend to death with her breast, The New York Daily News report it as follows:
Donna Marie Lange, 50, is accused of smothering her boyfriend to death with her ample chest after witnesses told police they saw the couple drinking and arguing in their Everett, Wash., motor home, according to the incident report obtained by the Daily News.
Snohomish County Sheriff’s Office deputies arrived at the Airport Inn trailer park at around 12:45 a.m. Saturday, where a 51-year-old man required CPR.
The unidentified victim was later pronounced dead at the hospital. Lange was also taken to the hospital for a facial injury.
Witnesses claimed the couple had been fighting, and at one point Lange allegedly tossed her boyfriend — described as 5 foot 7 and 175 pounds — in the back of their motor home. The man could reportedly be heard telling the heftier Lange — described as 5 foot 6 and 192 pounds — to get off of him.
Lange was apparently found in top of her boyfriend with her chest pressed against his face. Witnesses said she seemed to be passed out. Witnesses reported that they were drinking and smoking pot that day.
At the hospital the it was reported that Lange said she loved her boyfriend, and they had been living together for about a month. She admitted no wrong doing.
Lange was later arrested and charged. It turns out this is not the sole case of this type. Huffington Post reported that
Other women around the world are known to have allegedly used their breasts as weapons.
In November, German lawyer Tim Schmidt claimed his girlfriend tried to smother him with her 38DD breasts. Schmidt said she pretended it was a sex game, the Daily Mail reported. "I asked her why she wanted to smother me to death with her breasts and she told me: 'Treasure – I wanted your death to be as pleasurable as possible,'" he said.
The 33-year-old woman was reportedly accused of "attempted manslaughter with a weapon," according to the Daily Mail.
A U.K. mother of three nearly smothered her boyfriend with her 40LL breasts while they were having sex in 2010, CBS reported via News of the World. She mistook his flailing for excitement, until she noticed that he had stopped moving and appeared to not be breathing.
Luckily, the man regained consciousness, but the two broke up shortly thereafter.
How will this case ultimately be resolved? Now news on that front yet but I will keep Google alerts on this one. It is the amusingly macabre.