Don’t Ask Children to Pray

At dinner, a little boy was forced to lead the family into prayer…

Little Boy: But I dont know how to pray

Dad: Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc

Little Boy: “Dear Lord” he started, “thank you for our visitors and
their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won’t come again. Forgive our neighbor’s son, who removed my sister’s clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy’s Blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom’s room when daddy is at work.

AMEN

Mom and Dad did not have dinner that evening.