The 2014 Republican Oscars (Oscar Award Nominees) It has been a very busy year so far. The crazy side of the Republican Party did not disappoint. In that light here are the nominees for The Republican Oscars. Put the winners in a message below. If you feel you have better nominees, why don’t you tell […]
Funny: Be Careful What You Say In The Library
Jokes In The Library Take That!! A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl replied in a loud voice: “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!” All the students in the library started […]
Today’s Funny: MAN RULES
MAN RULES AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN WE ALWAYS HEAR “THE RULES” FROM THE FEMALE SIDE. NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE. THESE ARE OUR RULES! PLEASE NOTE.. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED “1 ” ON PURPOSE! 1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS. 1. LEARN […]
FUNNY JOKE: Don’t force children to pray.
Just like lawyers don’t ask questions for which a known response is not forthcoming, one must not ask children to pray.
Jokes – Religious and Religiously Speaking
During these serious and troubled times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths: Muslims do not recognize Jews as God’s Chosen People. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world. Baptists do not recognize each other at the […]
Assorted Jokes: There Is Definitely At Least One There For You
Assorted Jokes SEX AT 79 I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 79. I’m so happy, because I live at number 71 So it’s not too far to walk home afterwards. And it’s the same side of the street. I don’t even have to cross […]
FUNNY: Should children witness childbirth?
Should children witness childbirth? A very good question indeed. Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby… Very diligently, […]
The Jamaican, The Barbadian (Bajan) & The Donkey (FUNNY)
Jamaican Barbadian Bajan Donkey Raffle Joke A Jamaican moved to Barbados and bought a donkey from an old Barbadian (Bajan) farmer for$100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day, the Bajan farmer drove up and said, “Sorry, but I have some really bad news. “The donkey is dead!” The […]
GAME OVER! Fukushima’s parting gift isn’t Turtle Wax: Absurdity Today, June 21, 2012
Fukushima, Private Prisons, and Paul Ryan’s budget: What do these things have in common? Besides being part of a media blackout, and possibly 3 of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, they are all topics on this week’s Absurdity Today, the weekly progressive news parody hosted by Julianna Forlano. LIKE My Facebook Page Follow […]