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Funny: Be Careful What You Say In The Library

August 20, 2013 By Egberto Willies

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Jokes In The Library

Library

Take That!!
A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.
He asked a girl: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?”

The girl replied in a loud voice:
“I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!”

All the students in the library started staring at the guy;
He was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table
and said with a laugh:
“I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking.
I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”

The guy then responded in a loud voice:
“$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? . . . THAT’S TOO MUCH!”
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

The guy whispered to her: “I study law, and I know how to screw people.”

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About Egberto Willies

Egberto Willies is a political activist, author, political blogger, radio show host, business owner, software developer, web designer, and mechanical engineer in Kingwood, TX. He is an ardent Liberal that believes tolerance is essential. His favorite phrase is “political involvement should be a requirement for citizenship”. Willies is currently a contributing editor to DailyKos, OpEdNews, and several other Progressive sites. He was a frequent contributor to HuffPost Live. He won the 2nd CNN iReport Spirit Award and was the Pundit of the Week.

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