Jokes In The Library Take That!! A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl replied in a loud voice: “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!” All the students in the library started […]
Today’s Funny: MAN RULES
MAN RULES AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN WE ALWAYS HEAR “THE RULES” FROM THE FEMALE SIDE. NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE. THESE ARE OUR RULES! PLEASE NOTE.. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED “1 ” ON PURPOSE! 1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS. 1. LEARN […]
FUNNY JOKE: Don’t force children to pray.
Just like lawyers don’t ask questions for which a known response is not forthcoming, one must not ask children to pray.
Jokes – Religious and Religiously Speaking
During these serious and troubled times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths: Muslims do not recognize Jews as God’s Chosen People. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world. Baptists do not recognize each other at the […]
Assorted Jokes: There Is Definitely At Least One There For You
Assorted Jokes SEX AT 79 I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 79. I’m so happy, because I live at number 71 So it’s not too far to walk home afterwards. And it’s the same side of the street. I don’t even have to cross […]