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FUNNY JOKE: Don’t force children to pray.

June 30, 2013 By Egberto Willies

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Don’t Ask Children to Pray

Children Christmas Pray

At dinner, a little boy was forced to lead the family into prayer…

Little Boy: But I dont know how to pray

Dad: Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc

Little Boy: “Dear Lord” he started, “thank you for our visitors and
their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won’t come again. Forgive our neighbor’s son, who removed my sister’s clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy’s Blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom’s room when daddy is at work.

AMEN

Mom and Dad did not have dinner that evening.

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About Egberto Willies

Egberto Willies is a political activist, author, political blogger, radio show host, business owner, software developer, web designer, and mechanical engineer in Kingwood, TX. He is an ardent Liberal that believes tolerance is essential. His favorite phrase is “political involvement should be a requirement for citizenship”. Willies is currently a contributing editor to DailyKos, OpEdNews, and several other Progressive sites. He was a frequent contributor to HuffPost Live. He won the 2nd CNN iReport Spirit Award and was the Pundit of the Week.

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